Corrupt-A-Wish Forum Game

[Skyzip2]

Granted but your bill for hot water goes up the roof so you lose money.

I wish for more memes made by Creeper_1.

 

[Nitromaniac]

Granted but they're all memes making fun of you

I wish I could find a better profile picture

 

[Aj ツ]

Wish granted, but I don't have my glasses on so I read it as butter. Here ya go

I wish to not have to go to class

 

[TeamPurple]

Wish granted you no longer have to go to class it comes to you so your room gets raided everyday by class mates.

I wish for an endless supply of Gatorade

 

[Luke]

Wish granted, except instead of Gatorade someone accidently mixes up the delivery details, and you end up with an endless supply of tampons.

I wish for a quiet weekend at home.

 

[Aj ツ]

Wish granted, but youre deaf now.

I wish for high player counts on MCI

 

[Whalebit]

Wish granted, soon after the player count rises you are found to be hacking and are permanently banned.

I wish for unlimited wishes.

 

[Skyzip2]

Wish granted but a Moderator closes this thread.

I wish for the thread to be re-opened.

 

[Luke]

Thread locked. /s

I wish for Elon Musk to finally develop genetically engineered catgirls.

 

[Aj ツ]

Wish granted, but they all are taller than you and twice your weight.

I wish for Luke to stop loving catgirls

 

[mocharaven]

Wish granted, but now Luke loves Doggirls

I wish for a life time supply of coffee

 

[Skyzip2]

Wish granted but you don't get any Mocha.

I wish for a life time supply of Cookie Boosters.

 

[Rod337]

Wish granted, you get a lifetime supply of Cookie Boosters for the Project Mayhem Mci2.0
I wish I could freeze (and unfreeze) time.

 

[Aj ツ]

Wish granted, but unless you unfreeze within 2 seconds, you start getting immense migraines.

I wish to have perfect metabolism.

 

[ImWithSmart]

Wish granted, but you are forced to follow a diet specifically void of Chic-Fil-A or Five Guys.

I wish for my room to be painted instantly (Seriously it's been two weeks this sucks)

 

[Rod337]

Wish granted, your room is painted but the paint will never dry.
I wish I was the avatar.

 

[Aj ツ]

Wish granted, your entire family and anyone related to you has now been slaughtered. Also you only know how to pass gas on will, your unique version of air bending. No one else in the world can teach you how to use any of the four elements either.

I wish to be able to complete my homework accurately on command.

 

[ImWithSmart]

Wish granted, however, the command you use only enables the homework to be completed at a rate that is 10x slower than you could get it done normally, and you can only command it to be completed once you've formally received it from your professor. Sure, the term paper at the beginning of the semester will be finished a couple of weeks ahead of time, but those dump-truck physics problems (you know which ones )? Good luck.

I wish to have really good food on my table right now.

 

[Agent40]

Wish granted, you are given a banquet of food however, a problem arises. You have 5 minutes to eat the entire banquet before all the food becomes rotten and stale. If all the food isn't consumed within the 5 minutes, the creatures that come from the food once It becomes rotten will crawl out of the food and consume you instead.

I wish to not deal with @Turtleguy2018 blowing up people's stuff.

 

[Turtleguy2018]

Wish granted, you are given a banquet of food however, a problem arises. You have 5 minutes to eat the entire banquet before all the food becomes rotten and stale. If all the food isn't consumed within the 5 minutes, the creatures that come from the food once It becomes rotten will crawl out of the food and consume you instead.

I wish to not deal with @Turtleguy2018 blowing up people's stuff.

Granted! You're banned from your own server and I become admin.

I wish to not die on my drive to Chicago today