Corrupt-A-Wish Forum Game

[ImWithSmart]

Wish granted, you receive one that's recently been totaled. If you're lucky it actually works every other Tuesday, but can't go above 40.

I wish for the ability to socialize better.

 

[Duder]

Wish granted, you receive the ability to socialize with others but your body odor increases exponentially per day resulting in zero opportunities to socialize.

I wish for my IQ to be doubled.

 

[Luke]

Wish granted, 2*0 is still 0.
I wish for my phone charger.

 

[Turtleguy2018]

Wish granted, 2*0 is still 0.
I wish for my phone charger.

wish granted, but you've lost your phone
I wish for a working FTL spaceship

 

[baseballaholic]

Wish granted, you take 5 others and go on a space exploration to Mars. After a year of amazing discoveries, you leave Mars, but as you get onto the spaceship a duststorm appears. You don't make it onto the ship but everyone else does. Sound familiar? It's the plot to The Martian. You manage to live on Mars for a full year, but this time, no one comes to save you.
I wish to not be colorblind

 

[YellowTehMinerz]

Wish granted, but the sun is extinguished so there is no more light

I wish to be less lazy.

 

[Luke]

Wish granted, but the car is faulty and blows up outside before you even drive it.

I wish to be less lazy.

Wish granted, and tbf you need it, you couldn't even be arsed to switch to the next page to find the end of the thread

I wish for permanent triple cookies for moderators.

 

[Agent40]

Wish granted, but Ben announces Minecraft Infected 2.0 and the everyone loses their stats and rank.

I wish I wasn't lonely.

 

[Aj ツ]

Wish granted, but the people never leave you alone.

I wish I had xray vision that is toggleable.

 

[Turtleguy2018]

Granted, but everything you look at is blasted with deadly amounts of radiation
i wish for some Buffalo Wild Wings wings

 

[Skyzip2]

Granted, but they're only Buffalo Wings.

I wish to see the Mayor of Lannach.

 

[Aj ツ]

Wish granted, but he changed his name.

I wish for a wish that cant be corrupted.

 

[CommanderBox]

Wish granted, however due to you misspelling "can't," the genie was given unclear instructions, assuming you meant "can," instead. Thus, subsequently corrupting your next wish.

I wish for a plate of freshly cooked Brussel sprouts

 

[Wack_Attack]

Wish granted, you filthy animal.

I wish for mocharaven to medic more people in MCI.

 

[mocharaven]

Wish granted, Mocha spawns with enough bandages to help all players but is infected every game.

I wish for all perks and full armor and unbeatable pvp skills!

 

[Agent40]

Wish granted, But you become aggressive, are muted in chat, and are no longer able to medic people.

I wish that the Battlepass came out.

 

[Aj ツ]

Wish granted. Now we know the Battlepass is gay.

I wish Aliens came to Earth and they were friendly.

 

[CommanderBox]

Wish granted, however they ended up being so friendly that they took over all the normal on-goings of the human population, eventually phasing us out and leaving us as lazy meatballs akin to the humans in the movie WALL-E.

I wish for everyone on Earth to have sufficient food & water to live.

 

[Aj ツ]

Wish granted, but all the food happens to be everyone’s individual least favorite food. The water also comes in the form of very sour lemonade.

I wish for a way to fall asleep and wake up on command.

 

[Luke]

Wish granted, but the command requires operator status which you don't have.
I wish for a hot shower.